Slapper ® Product Page

Date August 7, 2007

I have added all my inventions to the Slapper® Product page.

Popularity: 25% [?]

16 Responses to “Slapper ® Product Page”

  1. Laialy_q8 said:

    LooooL
    it deserved it’s own page :)

  2. N. said:

    Thanks :p Yeah, about time I think.

  3. Shale said:

    N, you know what a slapper is, right?

  4. Vinnie said:

    Do u offer discounts on the products?
    Shale: plz, enlighten us. Am sure it is a british thing that is close to wanker in a way maybe?

  5. Marzouq said:

    hahahaha Very nice!

  6. chikapappi said:

    hehehe!

  7. cixousianpanic said:

    Shale: Vinnie does not know that you are not british. forgive him.

    Yes N. I may become a regular customer and buy slappers in bulk – would you offer fellow bloggers a discount?

    :D me likeee the slapper inventions.

  8. 3baid said:

    If these ever go to production, they’d be over-used!

  9. N. said:

    Shale,
    I looked it up. Fascinating terms you have in the UK!

    Vinnie,
    Of course there are discounts, you’d have to contact our Sales department. 1-800-SLAPPER

    Marzouq,
    Thank you!

    chikapappi,
    :p

    cixousianpanic,
    Of course! Give me a call, 1-800-SLAPPER, ext. 666.. tehee :p

    3baid,
    Oh no worries, we provide full maintenance on all products.

  10. Navy Girl said:

    i love the first one sooo very much !! i hate it when people put things cards and papers in my window !!

  11. N. said:

    Navy Girl,
    Great! I’ll send you one as a 30 day money back guaranteed trial!

  12. Shale said:

    N, please look up the UK, and find out which countries are in it!! This always baffles me. Not knowing is perfectly understandable, but assuming you know…

    Cix, why thank you. I act all faux offended, but only so people will listen. In truth I am just always surprised at how presumptious people can be. So you would buy in bulk? Would that make you a regular slappper? (has heart attack laughing)

  13. N. said:

    Shale,
    Don’t get me wrong. I didn’t assume anything. I did a “define:slapper” in Google, and got the following;
    In the United Kingdom, a slapper or a scrubber is a sexually promiscuous lower class woman. The stereotypical slapper is a female chav scantily attired for an evening’s entertainment in or around nightclubs.

    Don’t blame me then, blame Google! :p

  14. Shale said:

    What Google said is perfectly true. It did not say that the expression is not used elsewhere.
    “Fascinating terms you have in the UK!”
    :P

  15. N. said:

    Shale,
    Indeed, they didn’t. My bad then, replace “you” with “they”. I’m not much for semantics or word choice. I always had the dreaded “w.c.” in red pen all over my papers in school. Ahem, yes, that is my excuse.

  16. Navy Girl said:

    aint that great thx :P

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