My Sister, The Baby Eater
September 20, 2007
I talked about my nephew before, and that cute Japanese girl who was in our house a while back. I saw her yesterday too, she just got back from a long vacation. As soon as she saw me she came running to me giving me a big hug! She’s the most cutest kid I have ever seen! Today’s story, however, is of a different nature.. do not be shocked.
My nephew and sister were in the car talking about my nephew’s first day in school (He’s in KG1/Year 1). The conversation goes something like this (I’ll refer to her using Mother, and him as Son to make reading it easy):
Mother: What is the name of your teacher?
Son: Teacher Miss Huda.
Mother: Eh 7abeby, maygolon Teacher Miss Huda, Ya Teacher Huda or Miss Huda okay baby.
Son: Ohma egolon chithee.
Mother: Meno?
Son: El yahaal.
Mother: Eh Ba3th-hom chithee, o Ba3th-hom chithee.
Son: Yuma, laish bet-3ethenhom.
Mom: *shocked* Sheno? La el yahal ba3th-hom egolon Teacher Huda o ba3th-hom egolon Miss Huda.
Son: E, bet-3ethenhom?
Mom: *testaw3eb, o taqshi men el the7ek. She calls my mom and tells her the story.*
Later on they arrive at our home, and my nephew goes to my mom.
Son: *to my mom* Omy bet-3eth el yahal.
My Mom: *laughing* La! Ehya etgol ba3th-hom, ya3ne eshwaya menhom mo kelehom!
Son: *gets into it!* Laaaaaaaa. bet3eth-hoooom! HUMMM! *and makes a huge biting action*
Haha!
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September 20th, 2007 at 8:04 am
LooL
Kids can be so unpredictably cute ^_^
September 20th, 2007 at 8:10 am
cute kid :)
September 20th, 2007 at 8:45 am
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hehehe thats so cuteee
September 20th, 2007 at 9:27 am
loooool! ya7laila, thats why I watch what I say in front of kids!
September 20th, 2007 at 9:49 am
Hahahha :)
September 20th, 2007 at 10:06 am
LOL your nephew is something :P
September 20th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Your nephew might be able to make it on SNL…
Anyhow.. i’m not sure if its comforting that I understood what ure sister said in the same way your nephew did… Why does she want to bite them? Shako?
I swear i’m not blonde..
September 20th, 2007 at 10:23 am
lol AlleyCat!
She said “ba3th-hom” as in some of them.
He understood “ba 3th-hom” as in bite them.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:35 am
lool, sweeeet
September 20th, 2007 at 10:51 am
LOL thats SOO cute!
September 20th, 2007 at 10:55 am
Once again I AM NOT BLONDE… Seriously how many times do i have to state that?? ;p
N i got the point of your story.. but when i first read what your sister was saying I understood it as biting… LOL
Good thing i didnt waste my time and study lingustics :D
September 20th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Hehehe adorable.
September 20th, 2007 at 11:31 am
AlleyCat,
I don’t think you are, my bad ;P Yeah I’d assume reading is different from hearing it! You want to know what’s funny? My sister majored in linguistics lol!
September 20th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!
wassssssssssalim walah!! :****
esmellah 3alaih thakkiy .. 3asa allah ekhaleeh lekom inshallah
LOL gilt ilsalfa 7ag omeey 7ad’ha ghashat min ilthe7eeek lol
September 20th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
hahahaha yuma laish bet3theenhom?
September 20th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
LOOOL! Mashallah! He’s soooo cute! :)
Hahahahaha! Damn. And I’m here laughing like a nut after reading it. Wonder how it would’ve been like for you!
OMG! :P Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Damn it. i got my laughter pill alright! :P
September 20th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
That’s a good idea. It makes your blog looks neat without any cluster.
Oh my…I am in your Blogroll. I’m honored :)
September 20th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.. Min sijji I am falling off my seat with laughter!!!
Kids are so funny!! Ishawiiiiig! al7een he thinks his mommy is a child-eater 7araaaaam!
September 20th, 2007 at 7:01 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL moo mal u use heavy vocabulary with children
September 20th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
hahahaha weshalem galba!
September 21st, 2007 at 2:28 am
yaaaaaaaaaaaaay sooo cute !! kids can be so funny sometimes :D allah y5leeh lekom :)
September 21st, 2007 at 5:49 am
loooooooooooooooooooooooool
ya7elwaaaaaa
this should be on kids say the darnest things !
September 21st, 2007 at 6:12 am
LOL! :P cute!
September 22nd, 2007 at 7:45 pm
hahahhaha.. !!
omg, ur nephew is adorable !!
allah e5aleelikm eyah inshalla !
September 23rd, 2007 at 6:56 am
thanks all :p
October 9th, 2007 at 2:46 am
Kawaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii n________________________n hummm!! Ana weddi a3ethaa now!!!