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Invention: Jolt Slapper®

Dexter!Ladies and Gentlemen, the long awaited and anticipated product as of yet! We present to you, the Jolt Slapper® This product is unique in design, light, affordable and works with a push of a button!

Have you driven by, and wondered, Why in God’s name is this person so SLOW?! Wonder no more! With the Jolt Slapper® you can ZAP these people with a little confidence that will surly make them pick up the pace!

Stuck behind a slow poke? Get yourself unstuck with the new Jolt Slapper®! Order now and we’ll include this Boomerang Zanooba for free! Whenever you run out of battery with your Jolt Slapper, throw the Boomerang Zanooba and it should do come back to you with pleasing and instant results!

ORDER NOW!

Tax and shipping rates apply. Not to be used outdoor or indoor. Do not place product in the sun or in extreme weather conditions. Slapper® Products are not guaranteed 100% neither are they real. If indeed you do come across a real slapper product we take no responsibility for your actions, or any out comes that may results from Slapper® products. Do not contact us. Slapper® is a yet to be a registered trademark of N. and N.’s subsidiary companies. Patent yet to be submitted, copyrighted sort of… in a way.

18 Responses to “Invention: Jolt Slapper®”

  1. Vinnie |

    Am glad you put the Zanooba boomerang in there or I wouldn’t have ordered it
    Sign me up for one, but freeze the transaction temporarily till I figure out the fine print.
    I have a question: the jolt slapper… does it work on oneself if the person feels he has no energy? and when u zap someone: ever had reported incidents of anger, dissatisfaction and/or annoyance? Kindly provide us w/ your answers to the criteria specified above
    Best regards
    Vinnie
    Interested client
    Luxury hell-hole, Kuwait

  2. Vinnie |

    Finally deciphered the fine print
    My lawyar advised me against posting it saying something about liability and DMCA conflicts potential w/ my couz along w/ more noise and devils’ worshipping mumbo jumbo.. so I thought diong the exact opposite can’t hurt, there u go .. the fine print:
    ….
    Tax and shipping rates apply. Not to be used outdoor or indoor. Do not place product in the sun or in extreme weather conditions. Slapper Products are not guaranteed 100% neither are they real. If indeed you do come across a real slapper product we take no responsibility for your actions, or any out comes that may results from Slapper products. Do not contact us. Slapper is a yet to be a registered trademark of N. and N.s subsidiary companies. Patent yet to be submitted, copyrighted sort of in a way.

  3. cixousianpanic |

    Booomarang Zanoooba LOOOOOOOOL :P Can I order just that? Cause I can use that virtually anywhere!!

    I remember the idea of the jolt slapper! it’s exciting that it finally made it!

    couldn’t read the fine print!! X( hahahahahahha amazing final touch!!

  4. cixousianpanic |

    LMAOF @ Vinnie’s fine print!! hahahaha

  5. MishMisha |

    looool the fine print had me floored!!

    you have no idea what i had to do to read it lool.. i copy-pasted it and had to open microsoft word.. and on a mac it takes a couple of minutes to open and….. oh you just don’t wanna know… but i can tell you is that it was worth it!! LOL

  6. Nomad |

    LooooooooL
    fine print ftw! lol

  7. N. |

    Ha-Ha! Please, we are not taking any questions at the moment! Please leave your contact information and our PR will get to ASAP! *looks around* Where the heck is the PR Manager!

  8. Laialy_q8 |

    when are the first production batch going to be shipped out
    i need one ASAP
    also, where is my contract so i can come and install a CRM (Customer Relationship Management) System like we agreed upon :p

  9. N. |

    The first batch has already shipped! The next batch will be shipping within 24 hours, you can either come to the office to pick one up, or wait for the delivery man.:p Either way, your contract is with me! Stop by my office, we’ll talk business!

  10. Peony |

    ooh.. i want i want ! put me on the waiting list !!

  11. Marzouq |

    loooool! I read through the fine print, so I could run into this in real life!!! hehehe! As long as they move out of the way then I don’t care!

  12. N. |

    Peony,
    You’ll receive your Jolt Slapper within a few days!

    Marzouq,
    lol!

  13. N. » Invention: WatZuka Slapper® |

    [...] newest product as of yet. This product is what you have been waiting for. Many of you remember the Jolt slapper® which we have released not long ago. We gave each and everyone of you a Boomerang Zanooba [...]

  14. Very.Q8ya |

    WAAAAAAAAAY CHAN ZAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEEED ONE PLZ!!! :~(

  15. Very.Q8ya |

    Have you driven by, and wondered, Why in Gods name is this person so SLOW?! Wonder no more! With the Jolt Slapper you can ZAP these people with a little confidence that will surly make them pick up the pace!

  16. Very.Q8ya |

    chan zain sij hal part =[[[[[[[[[[[[[

  17. Navy Girl |

    I LOVE THIS !!!and yeah WHY THEY ARE SO DAMN SLOW !! :@

  18. N. |

    Our job is to provide the best driving experience there is, and with the Slapper product I’m sure both of you will be very happy, and would be able to pump more horse power out of your vehicles! No more slow and scared drivers! ;)

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