Invention: Jolt Slapper®

May 29, 2007

Ladies and Gentlemen, the long awaited and anticipated product as of yet! We present to you, the Jolt Slapper® This product is unique in design, light, affordable and works with a push of a button!

Have you driven by, and wondered, Why in God’s name is this person so SLOW?! Wonder no more! With the Jolt Slapper® you can ZAP these people with a little confidence that will surly make them pick up the pace!

Stuck behind a slow poke? Get yourself unstuck with the new Jolt Slapper®! Order now and we’ll include this Boomerang Zanooba for free! Whenever you run out of battery with your Jolt Slapper, throw the Boomerang Zanooba and it should do come back to you with pleasing and instant results!

ORDER NOW!

Tax and shipping rates apply. Not to be used outdoor or indoor. Do not place product in the sun or in extreme weather conditions. Slapper® Products are not guaranteed 100% neither are they real. If indeed you do come across a real slapper product we take no responsibility for your actions, or any out comes that may results from Slapper® products. Do not contact us. Slapper® is a yet to be a registered trademark of N. and N.’s subsidiary companies. Patent yet to be submitted, copyrighted sort of… in a way.

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