Invention: Jolt Slapper®
May 29, 2007
Ladies and Gentlemen, the long awaited and anticipated product as of yet! We present to you, the Jolt Slapper® This product is unique in design, light, affordable and works with a push of a button!
Have you driven by, and wondered, Why in God’s name is this person so SLOW?! Wonder no more! With the Jolt Slapper® you can ZAP these people with a little confidence that will surly make them pick up the pace!
Stuck behind a slow poke? Get yourself unstuck with the new Jolt Slapper®! Order now and we’ll include this Boomerang Zanooba for free! Whenever you run out of battery with your Jolt Slapper, throw the Boomerang Zanooba and it should do come back to you with pleasing and instant results!
ORDER NOW!
Tax and shipping rates apply. Not to be used outdoor or indoor. Do not place product in the sun or in extreme weather conditions. Slapper® Products are not guaranteed 100% neither are they real. If indeed you do come across a real slapper product we take no responsibility for your actions, or any out comes that may results from Slapper® products. Do not contact us. Slapper® is a yet to be a registered trademark of N. and N.’s subsidiary companies. Patent yet to be submitted, copyrighted sort of… in a way.
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May 29th, 2007 at 9:38 am
Am glad you put the Zanooba boomerang in there or I wouldn’t have ordered it
Sign me up for one, but freeze the transaction temporarily till I figure out the fine print.
I have a question: the jolt slapper… does it work on oneself if the person feels he has no energy? and when u zap someone: ever had reported incidents of anger, dissatisfaction and/or annoyance? Kindly provide us w/ your answers to the criteria specified above
Best regards
Vinnie
Interested client
Luxury hell-hole, Kuwait
May 29th, 2007 at 9:41 am
Finally deciphered the fine print
My lawyar advised me against posting it saying something about liability and DMCA conflicts potential w/ my couz along w/ more noise and devils’ worshipping mumbo jumbo.. so I thought diong the exact opposite can’t hurt, there u go .. the fine print:
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Tax and shipping rates apply. Not to be used outdoor or indoor. Do not place product in the sun or in extreme weather conditions. Slapper® Products are not guaranteed 100% neither are they real. If indeed you do come across a real slapper product we take no responsibility for your actions, or any out comes that may results from Slapper® products. Do not contact us. Slapper® is a yet to be a registered trademark of N. and N.’s subsidiary companies. Patent yet to be submitted, copyrighted sort of… in a way.
May 29th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Booomarang Zanoooba LOOOOOOOOL :P Can I order just that? Cause I can use that virtually anywhere!!
I remember the idea of the jolt slapper! it’s exciting that it finally made it!
couldn’t read the fine print!! X( hahahahahahha amazing final touch!!
May 29th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
LMAOF @ Vinnie’s fine print!! hahahaha
May 29th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
looool the fine print had me floored!!
you have no idea what i had to do to read it lool.. i copy-pasted it and had to open microsoft word.. and on a mac it takes a couple of minutes to open and….. oh you just don’t wanna know… but i can tell you is that it was worth it!! LOL
May 29th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
LooooooooL
fine print ftw! lol
May 30th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Ha-Ha! Please, we are not taking any questions at the moment! Please leave your contact information and our PR will get to ASAP! *looks around* Where the heck is the PR Manager!
May 30th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
when are the first production batch going to be shipped out
i need one ASAP
also, where is my contract so i can come and install a CRM (Customer Relationship Management) System like we agreed upon :p
May 30th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
The first batch has already shipped! The next batch will be shipping within 24 hours, you can either come to the office to pick one up, or wait for the delivery man.:p Either way, your contract is with me! Stop by my office, we’ll talk business!
May 30th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
ooh.. i want i want ! put me on the waiting list !!
May 31st, 2007 at 1:13 am
loooool! I read through the fine print, so I could run into this in real life!!! hehehe! As long as they move out of the way then I don’t care!
June 1st, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Peony,
You’ll receive your Jolt Slapper within a few days!
Marzouq,
lol!
September 25th, 2007 at 8:41 am
[...] newest product as of yet. This product is what you have been waiting for. Many of you remember the Jolt slapper® which we have released not long ago. We gave each and everyone of you a Boomerang Zanooba [...]
September 25th, 2007 at 11:38 am
WAAAAAAAAAY CHAN ZAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEEED ONE PLZ!!! :~(
September 25th, 2007 at 11:38 am
Have you driven by, and wondered, Why in God’s name is this person so SLOW?! Wonder no more! With the Jolt Slapper® you can ZAP these people with a little confidence that will surly make them pick up the pace!
September 25th, 2007 at 11:39 am
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September 26th, 2007 at 12:23 am
I LOVE THIS !!!and yeah WHY THEY ARE SO DAMN SLOW !! :@
September 26th, 2007 at 7:11 am
Our job is to provide the best driving experience there is, and with the Slapper product I’m sure both of you will be very happy, and would be able to pump more horse power out of your vehicles! No more slow and scared drivers! ;)