Ammar,
We shall take your order and begin processing right away!

Are you sure this is appropriate for public view. Children could read this N!!

KJ,
Call me, maybe we can do business. I sense a productive partnership here!

Grey,
We accept credit, cash, check, tokens, gold, and diamonds.

Very.Q8ya,
Black it is! We’ll get right on it.

Swair,
lol! :p Yes, that was pretty loony, but just for that, we’ll send you a little bazooka key chain. If you’re interested in the product you may place an order here or with the sales department.

cixousianpanic,
We at Slapper® Inc are always professional. If you are interested in inflicting pain, you may Yosemite Sam, He works in the sales department. I’m sure his offers will please you!

CeCe,
Who’s there ;P It has been quite a while eh! It is good to see you back here. At first, the knock knock joke came to mind. Then the song, Knockin in Heaven’s door. Hmm.. either way, welcome back!

Peony,
Engraving and some customizations is possible. We have taken orders with swarovski crystals before. For the engraving you can visit my office, we can talk about the customizations there.

Navy Girl,
You haven’t? Hmm. I was pretty sure all orders were sent out to the correct addresses. Don’t worry, we shall send you another one of your last order and a new WatZuka Slapper® free of charge.

Missy-TheOriginal,
Thank you for your interest in the WatZuka Slapper®. As you know, we at Slapper® Inc provide our customers with the highest quality products. The newest product line can support a multiple of fluids. There has been a request for paint as well, however those were custom made. The new WatZuka Slappers® can support water, ink, paint, and mud. Also you have the option to ad an additive such as soap, shampoo, acid, and (food coloring) blue #2. If you have any further questions, do not hesitate to contact me.

Regards,
N.
CEO Slapper® Inc.
Slappers… Enhance your driving. Look Ma! No Hands!

Allow me to express my great delight at your ingenius invention. No more lousy cut-throughs, flirtatious transgressions or hooligan behavior and FEB 25th festivity will be a BLAST! I am very much interested in purchasing the Watzuka Slapper, but beforehand I was wondering if the device would enable me to substitute water fluid with permanent ink for I surely believe the latter alternative would leave a memorable mark and far more enjoyable damage. Kindly look into my offer and I shall complete the order form as soon as possible.

Yours truly,

Missy-TheOriginal