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Invention: WatZuka Slapper®

Dear friends,
We would like to inform you, our beloved customers, of our newest product as of yet. This product is what you have been waiting for. Many of you remember the Jolt slapper® which we have released not long ago. We gave each and everyone of you a Boomerang Zanooba Slapper® with every piece we shipped out. Many of you were pleased, and asked for more. We changed it, enhanced it and made it much better. However, it was not enough. Many of you did not use it as much because of the injury it would cause. We wanted our customers to enjoy their riding experience without the guilt of having someone killed because they were tazed, or got gunned down with lasers by one of our products.

Our newest product, the WatZuka Slapper® (available in coal black, dirty pink, and gold), will give you that yearned for experience. It is a laser guided water missile that you will be able to shoot out of a lightweight expandable bazooka. The feeling is unmatched. The idea is that if someone bothers you on the street, you can either get ahead, or park the car for a minute, and aim that thing and let her rip! Use it wisely and send us your feedback! We appreciate to hear from you.

Yours Truly,
N.
CEO Slapper® Inc.
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Invention: Jolt Slapper®

Dexter!Ladies and Gentlemen, the long awaited and anticipated product as of yet! We present to you, the Jolt Slapper® This product is unique in design, light, affordable and works with a push of a button!

Have you driven by, and wondered, Why in God’s name is this person so SLOW?! Wonder no more! With the Jolt Slapper® you can ZAP these people with a little confidence that will surly make them pick up the pace!

Stuck behind a slow poke? Get yourself unstuck with the new Jolt Slapper®! Order now and we’ll include this Boomerang Zanooba for free! Whenever you run out of battery with your Jolt Slapper, throw the Boomerang Zanooba and it should do come back to you with pleasing and instant results!

ORDER NOW!

Tax and shipping rates apply. Not to be used outdoor or indoor. Do not place product in the sun or in extreme weather conditions. Slapper® Products are not guaranteed 100% neither are they real. If indeed you do come across a real slapper product we take no responsibility for your actions, or any out comes that may results from Slapper® products. Do not contact us. Slapper® is a yet to be a registered trademark of N. and N.’s subsidiary companies. Patent yet to be submitted, copyrighted sort of… in a way.

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