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Invention: WatZuka Slapper®
Dear friends,
We would like to inform you, our beloved customers, of our newest product as of yet. This product is what you have been waiting for. Many of you remember the Jolt slapper® which we have released not long ago. We gave each and everyone of you a Boomerang Zanooba Slapper® with every piece we shipped out. Many of you were pleased, and asked for more. We changed it, enhanced it and made it much better. However, it was not enough. Many of you did not use it as much because of the injury it would cause. We wanted our customers to enjoy their riding experience without the guilt of having someone killed because they were tazed, or got gunned down with lasers by one of our products.
Our newest product, the WatZuka Slapper® (available in coal black, dirty pink, and gold), will give you that yearned for experience. It is a laser guided water missile that you will be able to shoot out of a lightweight expandable bazooka. The feeling is unmatched. The idea is that if someone bothers you on the street, you can either get ahead, or park the car for a minute, and aim that thing and let her rip! Use it wisely and send us your feedback! We appreciate to hear from you.
Yours Truly,
N.
CEO Slapper® Inc.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the long awaited and anticipated product as of yet! We present to you, the Jolt Slapper® This product is unique in design, light, affordable and works with a push of a button!